throwitintheflames:

mischeviousmeghan:

thebetamale:

in chinese we dont say “i love you” we say “亂倫是最好的” which means “our love has no comparison.” i think it’s beautiful

What if someone tattooed this on themselves because of this post

(Source: ramrambolton)

karez-ebubbles:

karez-ebubbles:

sometimes i remember my mom emailed me assicons 

(_!_) a regular ass

(_*_) an ass hole

(_E= mc2_) a smart ass 

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass 

(_o_) an ass that’s been around

wearing-sammy-to-the-prom:

princeharrehs:

princeharrehs:

omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!

guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just

I ship it

thevisforvictory:

iammakingperfectsense:

insidemymmind:

Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.

OOPS

attackofthepartycannon:

bardofpizza:

I’d like to see this guy…

This guy…

This guy…

This girl…

And this guy…

All visit this place…

At the same time (but not as a group) after they’ve all had a particularly shitty day at work.

the entire planet would fucking explode in a matter of minutes from all the power of their anger and rage there would be no survivors I’m sure of it but it would be fucking hilarious